I Had a Dream

When I picked Jack up out of the crib yesterday morning, the first thing he said was, “Daddy, I had a dream”.

I’m like, “Who are you, Martin Luther King?”

However, unlike King’s dream of an integrated society in which African-Americans were treated as equals, Jack’s dream was of “horses and cows eating scones”.

A small step on the road to equality for horses and cows, I suppose.